Thursday, May 14, 2009

Whiskey Before Cheerios!

FDA Approved!

Whiskey Before... Cheerios After 25% More Cheery!
Good news from the Gubment this morning!  The FDA has recently approved Cheerios as making you 25% more cheery, provided that you drink some whiskey 2 - 3 minutes before eating an 8oz bowl with a cup of 2% milk!  No word yet as to which brand of whiskey the government is recommending.

Make sure to eat some Cheerios after listening to this one.

"Whiskey Before Breakfast"
Posted by Mark at 10:27 AM

4 comments:

  1. senorita-amanditaMay 14, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Eeew. Some gross government issue booze. Wait, maybe that's what malt liquor is.

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  2. BeckyMay 15, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    Sounds good. I'll pass on the whiskey. Tequila goes better with cheerios.

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  3. MarkMay 15, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    Is that right?

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  4. senorita-amanditaMay 21, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    I'm gonna start throwing meatballs if you don't start blogging.

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